Calling people I hardly know, and demanding they return expensive gifts, that's my "thing"? It's perfect! Frank: (to George) You know, my insurance doesn't cover this? You know the feeling. Taking up a handicap spot? What about that spot I got? At the mall, Kramer convinces George to park in the handicap spot, but when they return to the car they find that a woman in a wheelchair couldn't park in the spot and the battery on her chair died because she had t… Elaine: So if you can drive, you're not handicapped? willing these great parking spots. George: What about these two? George: I hate this mall, there are never any spaces here... Kramer: Why don't you park in front of the hydrant? Kramer: Have you ever seen a handicapped person pull into a space and park? The whole thing is a total loss! Jerry: Yeah! Right down a hill huh?Okay! Elaine: Hey, we told you not to park there! I put Stephen Hawking in one of these two months ago, he's lovin' it! Directed by Tom Cherones. "The Contest" is a must-see example of how far modern television can really go. Isosceles Kramer. Now think of the syndicated version. Majongh ladies: This is the same situation! hospital. Elaine: Well, she can't keep it, it's not fair, that's *our* TV! You got a veggie burger, so I had to get the veggie burger, I'm allover crums... Jerry: No-one's gonna have a better gift than this big screen TV! I'll tell you what chuckles, I give you permission to sublet my room right now. George: She can't take it. She rolled right over me! Elaine: Our big screen TV is probably arriving right now... George: How are we gonna get out of here? [cut to Lola rolling down a hill trying to use her brakes that don't work, screaming]. Full Seinfeld scripts and episodes George and Kramer go on to buy a used wheelchair which is much cheaper than a brand-new, top-of-the-line model. I knew that there have been two Frank Costanza's on Seinfeld although the first one, John Randolph only appeared for only one episode. Buyer pays $8.00 shipping to the U.S. and $26.00 to everywhere else, thanks. Jerry: Hey, guess what? Watch Top Video Clips for "Seinfeld (1989) - S04E22 The Handicap Spot" at getyarn.io Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. I love her Jerry, I really love her. He's gonna pay! Thug! George: Well, my father works for the United Volunteers, maybe he can get her one. The Drake: About 20 minutes ago... Hey, I am really sorry about this guys... whew! Jerry: The thing is, even if we go back by the car, and there's nobody there, how do we know they're not all hiding, waiting for us? Save your money for your trip with discount airport parking. Jerry: What are we, John Dillinger? Salesman: Oh sure, it just doesn't have any of the thrills of the Cougar. Elaine: Hey, how are we gettin' to Scott Drake's party on Saturday night? Directed by Tom Cherones. Jerry:Hey Alison! Kramer: (Looking at Jerry's doodle) That's a nice triangle... Kramer: Ooh, Isosceles. George: Must be one of those rich, spoiled handicapped people, who didn't want to do any work, and just wanted to sit in her wheelchair and take it easy. (Estelle is playing Mahjongh with the ladies). Anybody can just get engaged and get presents and just keep them all. Then the baby, there's another present. You know, they want everything to be equal, everything! Mahjongh lady: So what are you doing now, Georgie? You can't believe your eyes, "It's too good to be true.A big, wide spot, and it's right by the entrance. ... okay... okay, see you later... bye... Elaine: Hmm.. he's so nice! Originally Aired: Thursday, March 18, … IT NEVER ENDS! That's a lot of wheelchairs! We won't forget! This is a nice script from the TV show Seinfeld. Find the exact moment … This is the script that they give out to the cast and crew. George: I haven't even met the fiancee! Elaine: What if a handicapped person needs it? It's the Rolls Royce of wheelchairs. The Drake: Oh yeah, yeah... it's fantastic... Jerry: I am gonna make good use of this! The four plan to go an engagement so they go to buy the gift and George parks in a handicap spot because they thought it will only take them few minutes to get the gift. Even those the The Handicap Spot script was transcribed by a Seinfeld fan who spent hours and hours completing the transcript, the publication of the The Handicap Spot transcript would somehow cause harm to the copyright owners of Seinfeld. We'll buy her a wheelchair! You're a woman! It aired in the U.S. on May 9, 1996. The group travels to a mall in Lynbrook to buy a big-screen television as an engagement gift for their friend "The Drake" (Rick Overton). "The Handicap Spot" (May 13, 1993) SUMMARY George parks his father's car in a handicap parking spot, causing a disabled woman to be injured. You open the door to the car, boom, you walk right into the. That's what's so painful about divorce: you get impeached and you're not even the president! It is the tenth episode of the fifth season, and first aired on December 9, 1993. Like they have a motor on their ass. Good luck finding them... him... whatever. Salesman: This is out best model. (they turn the corner so they can see their car, surrounded by a lot of people). Elaine: What about the party? Transcribed by: Erwin GerritsOriginally posted on The News Guys(Mike's) site http://www.geocities.com/tnguym(Permission is given to copy scripts to other sites provided credits as two lines above are included - Thanks). Elaine: My God this is fantastic! "THE CONTEST" / NBC EMPLOYEE PROMOTION. Am I a hipster dufus? Kramer: I *love* the Drake! Salesman: When I see someone enjoying themselves like that, it reminds me why I got into this business in the first place. Kramer: Who would think these people we're gonna be here? Jerry: Yeah, that's a good idea. Jerry: Elaine, look. It's a doodle. Elaine: Hi! Lola breaks up with Kramer (telling him that he's not good looking enough for her and to drop dead) and later rolls down a hill in the used wheelchair, which she cannot stop due to faulty brakes. Fine George! Frank, maybe you ought to make him your butler! So it's conceivable that while she's getting the lingerie, he'd be at a nude bar watching a table dancer wearing the same outfit. There's spaces in the other lot. 1 min read, gs: Mariska Hargitay (Melissa Shannon) Anne Twomey (Rita) Gina Hecht (Dana Foley) Jeremy Piven (Michael Barth (TV George)) Larry Hankin (Tom Pepper (TV Kramer)) Kevin Page (Stu) Laura Waterbury (Casting Director) Elena Wohl (Sandi Robbins (TV Elaine)) Bruce Jarchow (Doctor) Al Ruscio (Manager) Richard, gs: John Randolph (Frank Costanza (see NOTE)) Richard Portnow (Ray) Kathy Kinney (Angry Woman) Rick Overton (The Drake) Nancy Lenehan (Volunteer) Elizabeth Dennehy (Allison) Fritzi Burr (Maj-Jongg Lady #1) Norma Janis (Maj-Jongg Lady #2) Ina Parker (Maj-Jongg Lady #3) Marvin Braverman (Cop) David Blackwood, See all 179 posts Kramer: Alright, now, we gotta go out. I am just. Season 4 gave us several more quintessential Seinfeld episodes, including "The Smelly Car," "The Airport" (another labyrinthine script about being trapped in a particular place), and perhaps the most notorious of all, "The Contest." A big screen TV? $199.95. Elaine: Hey, you know what, maybe we should all chip in for the gift. They decide to buy a big-screen TV, but must drive George's father's car to be able to move it. Hey, there's the TV, Elaine, look at that! Lady: That's right. Kramer falls in love with the injured woman. At Kramer's insistence, George parks his Dad's car in a handicap spot. Frank: Yeah? George: He's right! With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. I just came from St. Elizabeth's. SEINFELD TV SHOW SCRIPT. The Drake (through his sobbing): Gagliano's... that's pretty good... Jerry: Yeah... Hey, Drake, what ever happens, I am sure it'll be for the best. Kramer: Yeah, she is the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. Men don't hit a woman! You should have seen the look on her face. (The Drake is sobbing again, Elaine takes the remote control out the door then returns). Salesman: Alright, this one is about 8 years old. Jerry: (to the Drake) Oh, wait a second, I'll ask her.. that's a great idea. Do you see your face in there? That is possible. Learn about great deals and affilates for airport parking. The engagement is off, we get the TV back. Don't chip in! Lady: And I would also like to personally thank our gracious host Frank Costanza, who has earned the silver circle award and is our unanimous choice for the United Volunteer Representative of the Month! $150.00 + shipping . When you're married, you're part of a vast decision-making body. We gotta buy a wheelchair. Jerry: He gave her all the gifts; he felt guilty. Cop: Parking in a handicap spot. But to me, the difference between being single and being married, is the form of government. We'll have to take your car, it's got the most room. The production code for this episode (The Handicap Spot) is 420 while the production code for Seinfeld: The Junior Mint (1993) is 421, even though The Handicap Spot aired two weeks after The Junior Mint. George: Do you have something a little more... less expensive? Why is it me who always has to do these things? I combine shipping (3 scripts to the U.S. for $8.00 or 3 scripts to anywhere else in the world for $38.00.) before we go to the party. Kramer: Alright, alright. George: I mean, batteries have gone dead before, aren't they prepared for that? Jerry: (to the Drake) Sure! George: No, no, no. I'm gonna ask her to marry me. Nov 16, 2015 - Explore J BP's board "Seinfeld (The Handicap Spot) 4", followed by 594 people on Pinterest. Let's go... Jerry: Your father got arrested? Go back to the very beginning of the episode. Not good looking! Elaine: Oh, the remote! Alight! However in some syndicated airings Randolph is still listed in the credits. Brodeur went on to play for the New Jersey Devils for two more decades after the episode aired and even after he retired his jersey remains a popular choice with the team's fans. Lady: On behalf of the United Volunteers of Greater New York, we thank you! That's fantastic! The handicap parking spot is the mirage of the parking desert. George: Boy, even I never heard that one... George: Well, we just blew 240 bucks on a wheelchair. Hoyt: And then Mr. Kramer gave you a used wheelchair? They wanna be treated just like anybody else! Jerry: I got it! I don't even like Drake. "Seinfeld" The Handicap Spot (TV Episode 1993) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. Bye! Yeah! This was the 21st episode for the seventh season. Elaine: Oh, Okay... well thanks a lot... sorry again about you and the Drake... George: How could anybody be so selfish and inconsiderate! An angry mob trashes his car. We're gonna miss the previews! The Drake broke up. "The Handicap Spot" is the 22nd episode of the fourth season and the 62nd overall episode of Seinfeld. After this episode, Randolph was replaced with Jerry Stiller, who would play Frank for the rest of the series. When he got back, he chased after me with a baseball bat. I'm looking forward to meeting the Drakette! Lady: That's right. It's the same thing with the femenists. Yeah, that's a great spot. This was the 21st episode for the seventh season. Jerry (looking at the TV): Look at the picture on this thing... Elaine: Are there any good Italian restaurants around here? George: Hi, we're from the United Volunteers, we've come to pick up the TV. George and Kramer retrieve the TV, then reunite with Jerry and Elaine to return it for a refund. Somehow, everybody missed it." George: Parking in a handicap spot. George's first job as his father's butler is to retrieve the big-screen TV at The Drake's house, so that it can be donated to charity. George: I like this area. You see it in the distance, there it is. 62. In "The Handicap Spot" Jerry mentions "every big [boxing] fight" in the same breath as the Super Bowl. If I had a kid, I would name him Isosceles. Well, I don't know if I'm happy for them, I mean I'm glad they're happy, but, frankly, that doesn't do anything for me. (To Elaine) Drake wants to know if we want to come out to Minneolis this afternoon, since we missed the partly last night, to maybe get something to eat? And then she told me, that the old wheelchair, that wasn't any good anyway! Committees have to study the situation. George: Look, we're not gonna be that long anyway... we have to get to the "party"! George: The better looking they are, the faster they go! "The Postponement" is the 112th episode of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld, and the second episode of the seventh season. Seinfeld The Big Salad Jerry Seinfeld Table Draft Script 1994 Book Booklet. So you see George, the whole incident was a God blessing! Kramer: She dumped me! Elaine: What? Jerry: (as George picks up a broken piece of his car) You know, a lot of these scratches will buff right out... Frank: Eight years have I had this car. It aired in the U.S. on September 28, 1995. Now its about the handicap spot being a mirage and the special olympics! We're gonna be swimming in 'thank you's... George: What did I get the veggie burger for? Taken her to St. Elizabeth's... Woman: I don't know. Kramer: I got news for you: handicapped people, they don't even want to park there! You see, when you're single, you are the dictator of your own life. This handicapped woman had an accident. That's business. We need a plan! It'll help defray some of the cost of the wheelchair. Before anything gets done there are meetings. Did I tell you about the spot in front of. Then the baby starts getting their presents. ... JASON ALEXANDER SEINFELD SIGNED AUTOGRAPHED THE HANDICAP SPOT EPISODE SCRIPT. Coming from an outing to a flea market in New Jersey, Elaine and George damage Jerry's car when George drives over a large pothole. (to another car) Excuse me, are you gettin' out? I could live out here. Elaine: What? (George enters the room from the washroom). ... JASON ALEXANDER SEINFELD SIGNED AUTOGRAPHED THE HANDICAP SPOT EPISODE SCRIPT. (the four of them approach George's car, which is smashed to pieces). Kramer: Why don't you take a handicap spot... Elaine: No, no! And then, when they all run into the other direction, we'll jump in the car! at the best online prices at eBay! How did this get to be the crime of the century? George: Look at this. Aren't they gonna chip in? An angry mob trashes the vehicle when a disabled woman gets injured, because of the illegal parking. Jerry, look at me, look at my face, huh, am I beautiful? Elaine: Alright, gimme the phone... it's my "thing"... Jerry (to George): You know, I'm thinking about getting a yo-yo. Estelle: (to Frank) I told you not to give it to him! It is the tenth episode of the fifth season, and first aired on December 9, 1993. Jerry: I hate the Drake! I mean, I see they out there on the street, they're zooming around, like a blur. How are we gonna get out of here? Jerry: Oh, Drake's party, I forgot to buy a present. Jerry: Don't worry, they'll make friends fast with that nice TV. Woman: Some jerk parked in a handicap spot, so this woman in a wheelchair had to wheel up this incline, and half way up her batteries gave up, and she rolled backwards into the wall. George: How are we gonna get out of here? They are indignant that the former couple are not returning their expensive engagement presents to the givers, believing that this should be common courtesy when an engagement is broken. George: Between the car getting totalled, the towing charge and the fine, there's no way I can ever pay him back... George: The woman we bought the wheelchair for? 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